One day a little boy was helping his mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. He suddenly noticed that his mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. 
He looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'
His mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little boy thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
uh-oh!!!!!!
Morale of the story???
Don’t mess with children…
"Mothers are all slightly insane." ~ J.D. Salinger 
Waterfall [Piano Instrumental] – Enya Music Code
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach. ~ Arnold Glasow
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~ Franklin P. Jones
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. ~ Victor Borge
